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Durango’s wheel obsession takes all forms, including these ladies taking advantage of a recent warm spring night to bust out the skates./ Photo by Missy Votel

Shared pain

Dismal trend highlights need to cut usage in Upper Basin, too

A tale of two bills

Nuclear gets all the hype, but optimizing infrastructure will have bigger impact

Power play

Nine hopefuls vie for four open seats on LPEA board

Alley whoops!

Small town sleuths and the case of an intercepted UPS delivery

Ramble on

Well-equipped car camping comes to Phil's World (finally)

May 8, 2025

Witchel for LPEA

May 8, 2025

Nuclear still has risks

May 8, 2025

Setting the record straight

May 8, 2025

Rush to renewables raising bills

May 8, 2025

Derby was cruel and unusual

May 1, 2025

LPEA moving forward

May 1, 2025

Books not bombs

May 1, 2025

A Tri-State refresher

Pre-July 2016 Archives

Durango Telegraph eEdition

Animas River at Durango,Co
Discharge, cubic feet per second

More at: waterdata.usgs.gov

The Pole

Ear to the Ground

"I dream of the day I can clean the staircase."
--#durangoskystepsgoals

Ride on!: Durango is the 33rd most-populated city in Colorado, yet, it boasts one of the largest bike swaps in the state. And this year’s swap, the 16th annual held April 25-27 at Chapman Hill, was the most successful yet, according to organizers.; Read More

Thumbin' It

OK, so the April showers came a month late, but better late than never, especially given recent dust bowl-like conditions.

There are new concerns about Party Pete Hegseth's internet passwords, which were exposed in a cyberattack. Reportedly, he used the same password multiple times and some contained easily guessed alphanumeric combinations. Maybe try "PeteisCool!" next time?

Haiku Movie Review

Conclave

The sins of pride, lust,
wrath, greed and envy, plus smug
vapes & explosions

~Lainie Maxson

This Week's Sign of the Downfall

Premature E-speculation

As reported last month, the first ever “sperm race” was held in L.A. on April 25, wherein sperm from two donors was placed on a microscopic track to see whose swimmers were fastest. The problem, however, was that people actually watched the event, including fertility specialist Steven Palter, who claims the livestream was fake, because the imagery was CGI, thereby putting Sperm Race’s creators in a sticky situation. Eric Zhu, the event’s founder, has since admitted that the “race” occurred before the show and that the televised version was a “reenactment,” but since people wagered real money on the spectacle, fans are pulling out. And now, many critics feel vindicated, because they knew all along that sometimes, men fake it, too.

May 8, 2025